AWOL

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?A roamin’ numeral. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I have decided to quit my job as a personal trainer, because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice. My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short term memory loss. At least I don’t have high blood pressure. My wife yelled, “are you even listening to...

One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His nephew asked him what happened.“You know what a foreman is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches the other men work?”“What’s that got to do with it?” he asked. “Well, he just got jealous of me,” Uncle Joe explained. “Everyone thought I...

Janice, my sister, had been pestering her husband, a carpenter, for more than a decade to build a screen door for the kitchen.One day, to her delight, he built and installed one in less than two hours. It was both practical and pretty. She glanced towards the front door and wistfully remarked that one would...

Had my wedding recently. I married a midwife, so she’s upgraded to a full wife. ~Ed Patrick I hear the inventor of bubblewrap shoes has just popped his clogs. ~Olaf Falafel People ask me about my anti-ageing secrets. I use a phenomenal eye cream called Not Having Kids. ~Liz Guterbock I drink decaf coffee. I...