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Bastille Day is the national day of France, which is celebrated on 14 July each year. Have fun with some revolutionary jokes! What is the most important part of jokes about the French Revolution? The execution. Do you know that the French Revolution was kind of a pain in the neck? But once it was...

14 July is Bastille Day! Have fun with this very Bastille Day joke! It’s the time of the French Revolution and they’re doing their usual daily beheadings. Today they’re leading a priest, a prostitute, and an engineer up to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to be face up or face down...

International Rock Day, celebrated on July 13 every year, is all about paying tribute to rocks. Have some fun with jokes that Rock! What do you call it when two carbons are in a relationship? Carbon dating. Why were the rock couple breaking up? Because they took each other for granite. Why did the rock...

When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Last week, I ran out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. All I can say is that The Times are really rough. Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Ah, so it’s you who’s been making a mess of my bathroom! Do you know the difference between...

After church, Robbie tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Robbie says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.” “That’s right, Johnny, I did.”“And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies...