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My new girlfriend told me I’m terrible in bed.I told her it’s unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

June 24th is International Fairy Day! Find joke about it! What did the romantic fairy say to his girlfriend? I’m ‘fairy’ in love with you! Where does the tooth fairy find mislaid teeth?Flossed property. What do fairies learn in school?The elf-abet. The fairy website has low-quality image…They’re pixielated I just paid for a boat ride...

June 23rd is United Nations Public Service Day! Find joke about it! A man goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.”“Have you ever served in the military?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Iraq for two years.” The interviewer...

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men.He said he couldn’t increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he’d fire them. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I had a joke about bowling… But I’ll Spare you. What’s a Pirate’s least favourite letter? Dear Sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider. Did you know there are no smiles in Canada Only skilometers. My wife demanded I stop taking Viagra each morning before I leave...

I just got my boyfriend a ‘get better soon’ card. He isn’t sick, I just think he can get better. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Jun the 21st is International Yoga Day! Celebrate it with few Yoga jokes! 1. I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am…I said: I can only do Fridays. 2. I’m trying to write this pun about yoga.But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch. 3. What...