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International Chess Day is celebrated on 20 July. Check out some funny Chess jokes! Patient: Doctor whenever I cough it sounds like this ‘pawn, bishop, queen. Doctor: Sounds like you have a chess infection. I played my friend in a game of chess. She did not think that she could win but she wanted to...
“Mary, if you were a four legged animal and you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?”“I don’t know,” said Mary, “but whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Joan: “I’m looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband.”Lisa: “But haven’t you only been married fifteen years?”Joan: “Yes, but it feels like fifty!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
International Retainer Day falls on July 19 every year. This day challenges you to commit to your beautiful smile by keeping your retainer on after dental treatment. Use these jokes to smile all day long! This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer… He must care a lot about his teeth! Iâve been working for an orthodontist...
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
What’s the difference between toilet paper and curtains? I don’t know. So it was YOU! Whatâs it called when you steal your bike back from the thief? Recycling. My friend couldn’t pay his water bill, so I sent him a “get well soon” card What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can...
Taxi driver: “That will be $3.50, please.”Passenger: “Oh dear, I’m afraid I’m a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah â Frickin’ country. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
A woman rushes into a hardware store and says, âCan I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick, Iâve got a bus to catch!ââSorry, maâam,â said the store clerk, âbut we donât sell âem that big!â #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
