Shy pebble, and few more new funny jokes
What’s the difference between toilet paper and curtains?
I don’t know.
So it was YOU!
Whatâs it called when you steal your bike back from the thief?
Recycling.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill,
so I sent him a “get well soon” card
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
I was trying to steal some spaghetti from the local supermarket
… but the security lady saw me and I couldn’t get pasta
I once met a shy pebble.
She wished she was a little bolder.
I think my wife had sixty one partners before me
â¦she calls me her sixty second lover
Earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
Technicallyâ¦
it is flat.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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