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July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find some jokes about it! How do you stop a baby from turning blue?Take it out of the plastic bag. Doctor, am I going to lose my legs?Idk man, here’s a plastic bag with your legs, if you lose it that’s on you Grocery Store Cashier: Would...

After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 2nd is World UFO Day! Find joke about it! Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star. Have u heard about the University For Oceans? I heard the education is out of the world. Why don’t aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?Because they’ve just had a big launch I have...

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July the 1st is International Joke Day! Are you smart enogh to get these Jokes? 1. A mathematician and an engineer decided they’d take part in an experiment.They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could...

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net