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I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture, they said “yes.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I suffer from kleptomania. But when it gets really bad, I take something for it. What did the duck say after she bought ChapStick? Put it on my bill! I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back. RIP boiled water you will be...

VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Amazon employees reveal on their best WORST dad jokes in an hilarious video series to mark Father’s Day. Filmed in its UK fulfilment centres. Scotland is revealed to be the bad dad joke capital of Britain. Interesting, one of these jokes is also voted one of 20 Best dad jokes of all time Why are...

Alexander Graham Bell: “I invented the telephone!”His brother, Taco: “I’m working on some pretty big stuff too.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Light bulb designers aren’t too bright. You always have to filament. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

He tells the clerk that he wants a dog. The clerk asks, “What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?”The man says, “I’m looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The funniest dad jokes ever told. This 20 are voted as The best Dad jokes ever told but you can find also more Jokes for Father’s Day to share with your father. 1. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in. 2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put...