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July 6th is International Kissing Day! Find joke about it! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! (It’s not related to kissing but it’s hard to tell a joke about kissing that isn’t a pun!) #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Ed: How old is your brother?Ted: Heâs a year old. Ed: Huh! Iâve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother. Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
July 5th is National Bikini Day (US)! Find joke about it! Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish! (But they still wear their pearl bikinis to the beach.) #nationalbikiniday #bikiniday #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
July 4th is Independence Day (US National Holiday)! Find joke about it! Why do Bigelow employees like the Fourth of July so much?They love to celebrate liber-tea! What is red, white, black and blue?Uncle Sam when he takes a tumble down the stairs. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in the New York harbor?It...
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I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll climb over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said âI just can’t run no mower.â #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
July 3rd is International Plastic Bag Free Day! Find some jokes about it! How do you stop a baby from turning blue?Take it out of the plastic bag. Doctor, am I going to lose my legs?Idk man, hereâs a plastic bag with your legs, if you lose it thatâs on you Grocery Store Cashier: Would...
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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