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I had a joke about bowling… But I’ll Spare you. What’s a Pirate’s least favourite letter? Dear Sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider. Did you know there are no smiles in Canada Only skilometers. My wife demanded I stop taking Viagra each morning before I leave...

I just got my boyfriend a ‘get better soon’ card. He isn’t sick, I just think he can get better. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Jun the 21st is International Yoga Day! Celebrate it with few Yoga jokes! 1. I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am…I said: I can only do Fridays. 2. I’m trying to write this pun about yoga.But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch. 3. What...

United Nations proclaimed 21 June as the International Day of Yoga! Have fun with Yoga Jokes! 1. Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly? They always want to find their inner peas. 2. How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga I told her I would be as flexible as possible. 3....

Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine? Because a pirate without p is irate. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was on vacation in Texas, and was appalled by Dallas’ chaotic traffic.I asked the bellhop at the hotel why it was so disorderly.“In some countries, they drive on the right, in others on the left. Here, we drive in the shade.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

When does a sandwich cook?When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato. Why did the smart phone need glasses?It lost all its contacts. What state has the smallest drinks?Mini-soda. Why did the cow cross the road?They wanted to go to the mooooovies. What do you call a funky car?Mustang. What did the hammer say to his...

What do you call a bear with no socks on?Bare foot. What button is impossible to unbutton?The belly button. What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?Billie Jeans. What is invisible and smells of worms?A bird’s fart. What do you call a Minecraft celebration?A block party. Who is the best Kung Fu vegetable?Brocco-Lee. What do...

Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net