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17 July is Day of International Criminal Justice. Raise awareness, and laugh with some jokes! Justice is a dish best served cold because… …if it were served warm, it would be justwater. Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person. I was also fired from my job as a bus...

1. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?Bugs Bunny 2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roamin’ Catholic 3. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff 4. What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef! 5. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?A depresso!...

“Jill,” a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?”“Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like, I really don’t like, think like, that’s really important, y’know, like because I’m, y’know, like I don’t get anything out of it.”“It’s Mrs. Dull’s English...

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like? #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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Bastille Day is the national day of France, which is celebrated on 14 July each year. Have fun with some revolutionary jokes! What is the most important part of jokes about the French Revolution? The execution. Do you know that the French Revolution was kind of a pain in the neck? But once it was...