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Dad jokes are here.Third Sunday of June is Father’s Day. Do the math. I’ve opened a restaurant called “Peace And Quiet.” Kids meals only $150 What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless! Why are pupils are the last part of your body to stop working when you die? They dilate. What is...

Get your Dad jokes ready on time! Third Sunday of June is Father’s Day, have fun with these! 1. Scientists say that one day, it may be possible to live on Mars. I tried it for a month, gained nearly 3 stone in weight and developed type 2 diabetes! 2. I think I want a...

My boss won’t stop flirting with me.It makes me incredibly uncomfortable.Mainly because we’re a family run business. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Third Sunday of June is Father’s Day in some countries! Get your jokes ready on time! Thought I saw my first ever real life super hero today.He was running down our street wearing a cape… Turns out he hadn’t paid for his haircut! How many crime writers does it take to change a light bulb?...

14 June is World Blood Donor Day. Donate blood! Raise awareness using blood-related jokes. Why don’t vampires ever get sick?Because they always keep their blood type B-positive! What did the hematologist do to break the ice at the party?She started a “type O” personality conversation! Why did the red blood cell break up with the...

What do you call a happy rabbit? A hop-timist. What is a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-hop. What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors? An in-grown hare. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit. What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring. Where do...

I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

June 13th is International Ax-Throwing Day! Check out some Axe jokes! Why did the tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim and ax. Why did the lumberjack break up with his girlfriend? She had too many axes. Why did the lumberjack become a musician? He had a knack for chopping the charts,...

If “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, “womb” is pronounced “woom” then shouldn’t… “bomb” be pronounced “BOOM”. I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box. When you go to church in the morning you...