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I entered a palindrome contest. I got top spot. I recently tried to write a book on plants It was too difficult. I should have used paper. 4 years ago today I married my best friend⦠My wife still hasn’t forgiven me but me and Dave were drunk at the time and thought it was...
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called…“T. Hanks – For the Memories” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Son: âMom, can I have $20?âMom: âDoes it look like I am made of money?âSon: âWell, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?â #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
1. Why don’t yo-yos make good friends? – Because they always let you down! 2. What did the yo-yo say to the tightrope? – “Now, that’s what I call a string walk!” 3. How do yo-yos cheer each other up? – They say, “Hang in there, it’ll be an up and down ride!” 4. Why...
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itâs a little fishy. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itâs tearable. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long! I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It...
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19…His name was Constant-Teen. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by Batman! A man came to my door asking if I wanted to buy two armchairs and a sofa. I told him I never accept suites from strangers! I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants⦠But he’s...
I tried to re-marry my ex-wifeâ¦But she figured out I was only after my money! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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