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They say that “a problem shared is a problem halved…”I’m not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What do you get if you combine Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A KNiFe. I programmed a pirate game, but users said, the main character looks not enough like a pirate. There will be a patch soon. How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as it takes. I visited my doctor today, he...

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Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software? Bilge Ates. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I once went to a fancy dress party as a loaf of bread… The birds were all over me. I was at the doctors yesterday, and he said, “I’m afraid your results don’t look too good.” “Why is that doctor?” I asked. He said, “My printer has run out of ink!” Did you hear about...

What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte. If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I have been binge-watching Netflix. What...