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A dog and a cat are having an argument about which one a human prefers. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth after us!” The cat smiles and says, “You are really not going to win this one you know!” A Termite walks into a bar And says is...

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction…I read to the end and say, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared.He un-rapped his presence. #joke #short #christmas Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

1. A guy tried to tell me about a tool that makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I know the drill. 2. Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. 3. Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana It was the pot calling...

My first apartment was so close to the Airport…That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net