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I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputatedIt’s a case of a motional attachment. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I went skydiving today for the first time.This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane.As we plummeted he said, “So how long have you been an instructor?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My local supermarket is exchanging old novels for certain root vegetables. That’s a turnip for the books. Apparently you can’t use beefstew as a password… It ain’t stroganoff! Someone stole my broken calculator, but I don’t know why. It just doesn’t add up. When I was a boy, “The Jetsons” gave me unrealistic expectations about...

They say that “a problem shared is a problem halved…”I’m not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What do you get if you combine Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A KNiFe. I programmed a pirate game, but users said, the main character looks not enough like a pirate. There will be a patch soon. How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as it takes. I visited my doctor today, he...

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Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software? Bilge Ates. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net