AWOL

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.Then I want to move in with them.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Six-year-old Ned’s mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out. Ned said, “That must be Adam’s.” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems, and he asks him what he’s been eating. “I only eat pool balls,” he says. “Red ones for breakfast, orange and yellow ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and black and purple for dinner.” “I see the problem,” says the doctor. “You’re not getting...

He waits for a long time and finally goes to St. Peter and asks: “Why could that taxi driver go to the highest level of heaven and I, who all my life spoke about God, have to wait for such a long time?”St. Peter replies: “When you were speaking to the people at your church,...

“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can’t complain. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen. At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day. She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net