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June the 9th is Johnny Depp’s Birthday! Wish him happy birthday with these jokes. Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation caseor was it… misheard​​? Amber Heard’s net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million… Yeah, she’s forever going to be in Depp​​. What did Johnny Depp’s bed...

I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the Spinach Inquisition! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter. Three men were in a boat and had four cigarettes, but no lighter, So they threw one cigarette overboard, and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter. I used to be a programmer for autocorrect...

There was a guy in high school that landed a date with the hottest girl in class for the prom.First, he went to pick out a suit, and had to wait in a huge line.Then he went and picked out flowers, and waited in a huge line.Even when he called around for limo’s, he had...

Sweet Jeepsus! I Drive a Christler! #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch, shotgun in hand as his three daughters are about to start dating. The first boy comes up the steps and says to him : “Hi I’m Eddy, I’m her for Betty, we’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” The father looks at the harmless boy and yells...

I entered a palindrome contest. I got top spot. I recently tried to write a book on plants It was too difficult. I should have used paper. 4 years ago today I married my best friend… My wife still hasn’t forgiven me but me and Dave were drunk at the time and thought it was...

When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called…“T. Hanks – For the Memories” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net