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1. Why is pirating so addictive? Because once you lose yer first hand, you get hooked! 2. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll wash up on shore later. 3. How do you save a dying pirate? You give him CPARRRRR. 4. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red...

Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for? Yes, she’s an athena. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

1.Two blondes walk into a bar… You would have thought one of them would have seen it. 2. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She was desperately trying to make up her mind. 3. Why was the blonde’s belly button sore? Her boyfriend was blonde too. 4. Did you hear about the...

A prophet is influenced by where he guru up. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Daughter: “dad, why does Ariel wear seashells” Dad: “because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big” A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous, because my dogs don’t even own bikes. In the past, your last name often reflected your...

Four college students missed an important exam, choosing to party instead. They go together to their professor the next day, and said, “We’re sorry we missed the exam. We had a flat tire on the way to class. Is there any way we could possibly take a re-test?” “Sure,” replied the professor. “Come on in...

I did my first nude painting yesterday. The neighbors weren’t happy but the front door looks great! Man walks into an ancient Greek tailors with a pair of ripped trousers. Tailor says, “Euripides?” Man says, “Yeah. Eumenides?” I asked my wife, “Do you know a three letter word for ‘eggs’?” Her: It’s ova. Me: Why?...