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Have you heard about the kid who was going to argued with his dad? There was a tense disagreement. Original joke by @nogueydude #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it. I said, “No way.” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

“Would you continue to love me if I were completely bald?” she asked. “Absolutely, my dear,” he answered. “What if I had no ears? Would you still love me?” “Just as much as I do now, sweetheart.” “What if I had no arms at all?” “Even then, my love.” “What if I had no toes?”...

Hipsters hate rivers…Too mainstream. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the...

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my wife has been so rude to me She’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

On a job interview, the manager handed me his laptop and said, “Sell this to me.” So, I took it, left the office, and headed back to my place. Eventually, he phoned me and demanded, “Return my laptop immediately!” I said, “$300, and it’s yours!” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

What’s worse than a ‘hockey hairdo’? A croquet mullet. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net