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World Hypertension Day is observed every May 17th in order to raise awareness and promote hypertension prevention, detection and control. Raise awareness with these jokes. Why did the skeptic suffer from high blood pressure? He was taking everything with a grain of salt. My doctor just prescribed me blood pressure medication it was a tough...
A priest came to a dying author to read him his last rites.”Do you reject the devil?” asked the priest.”This is no time to be making enemies,” replied the author. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Why canât Satanâs cheerleading squad win any competitions?Because they have literally no chants in Hell. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied âJust swatch me!â #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, âYou should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up...
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies! I wanted to make a joke about time travel,but you guys didnât like it. Why don’t aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. Just one star. The...
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.Then I want to move in with them.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Six-year-old Ned’s mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out. Ned said, “That must be Adam’s.” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net
A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems, and he asks him what he’s been eating. “I only eat pool balls,” he says. “Red ones for breakfast, orange and yellow ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and black and purple for dinner.” “I see the problem,” says the doctor. “You’re not getting...
He waits for a long time and finally goes to St. Peter and asks: “Why could that taxi driver go to the highest level of heaven and I, who all my life spoke about God, have to wait for such a long time?”St. Peter replies: “When you were speaking to the people at your church,...
