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A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun. A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai. A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish. Race car driver’s favourite: Russian. Track and field star’s favourite: Polish. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help...

Have you heard about the kid who was going to argued with his dad? There was a tense disagreement. Original joke by @nogueydude #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no R in it. I said, “No way.” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

“Would you continue to love me if I were completely bald?” she asked. “Absolutely, my dear,” he answered. “What if I had no ears? Would you still love me?” “Just as much as I do now, sweetheart.” “What if I had no arms at all?” “Even then, my love.” “What if I had no toes?”...

Hipsters hate rivers…Too mainstream. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did not allow Trids on his mountain. If a Trid dared to climb onto the mountain, the...

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my wife has been so rude to me She’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net