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April 28th is World Day for Safety and Health at Work! Find some jokes about it: Danger is my middle name but Safety first. Why did the safety manager avoid the pile of LSD in the middle of the floor? He felt it was a tripping hazard. BMW recalls 300,000 due to one safety hazard…...

Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!”I’m happy to report that I succeeded. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Health inspector: “I’m afraid you have too many roaches in here.”Restaurant owner: “How many am I allowed?” #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

A man was stocking produce at the grocery store when a woman approached, asking, “Excuse me, where’s the broccoli? I can’t seem to find it.” He replied, “I apologize, ma’am, we’re out of broccoli today. We’ll have more tomorrow morning.” Resuming his work, he was arranging oranges when the same woman tapped his shoulder and...

I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘ #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net

Why does a burger have less calories than a steak? Because it is in its “GROUND” state! Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero. He’s 0K now. A photon checks into a hotel and the bell boy asks what luggage he carries. What could be Photon’s reply? “I did not...

It’s National Hug a Plumber Day on April 25! Find few sort jokes and one bit longer joke about Plumbers What do plumbers and teachers have in common?They both gotta deal with little crap all day. What does a plumber say in a library?“Pipe Down!” What vegetable do plumbers hate?Leeks. What do plumbers and economists...

The lack of standards around here makes me ANSI. #joke #short Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net