14 Physics Jokes that Scientist will love!
Why does a burger have less calories than a steak?
Because it is in its âGROUNDâ state!
Have you heard of the physicist who got chilled to absolute zero.
Heâs 0K now.
A photon checks into a hotel and the bell boy asks what luggage he carries. What could be Photonâs reply?
âI did not bring any luggage, I am travelling âLIGHTâ.
How many general relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two: One will hold the light bulb, and another will ârotate the spaceâ.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because atoms âmake up everythingâ.
Why canât you bring âelectricityâ to parties?
Because it does not know how to âconductâ itself.
You are in a high school and you see an experiment. How will you know which class it is?
If green and wiggly things are placed inside, then it’s a biology lab. If it stinks, it’s obviously the âChemistry lab. However, if the experiment fails, it’s a âphysicsâ lab.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks about the price.
âFor you sir, No charge at all!â
What does the male magnet say to the female magnet?
I saw you from the back, and thought you were ârepulsiveâ, but now that I see from the front, I find you âattractiveâ.
What did a quantum physicist say before a bar duel?
Let me at-om!
What can a duck say to a physicist?
QUARK! QUARK! QUARK!
What did the Uranium-238 nucleus say to his partner?
We gotta âsplitâ!
Two cats fall off a terrace at the same time, at the same speed. Which one did fall off first?
The one with the smaller âmewâ.
What can a beginnerâs guide to physics include?
Relativity: When the family gets bigger
Black hole: What you get in black socks
Critical mass: a group of film reviewers
Hyperspace: the place where you park your car at a megastore!
#joke #walksintoabar
Read more on page https://www.jokesoftheday.net