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There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19…His name was Constant-Teen. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by Batman! A man came to my door asking if I wanted to buy two armchairs and a sofa. I told him I never accept suites from strangers! I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants… But he’s...

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife…But she figured out I was only after my money! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A dog and a cat are having an argument about which one a human prefers. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth after us!” The cat smiles and says, “You are really not going to win this one you know!” A Termite walks into a bar And says is...

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction…I read to the end and say, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared.He un-rapped his presence. #joke #short #christmas Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net