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June 13th is International Ax-Throwing Day! Check out some Axe jokes! Why did the tree go to the barber? Because it needed a trim and ax. Why did the lumberjack break up with his girlfriend? She had too many axes. Why did the lumberjack become a musician? He had a knack for chopping the charts,...
If “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, “womb” is pronounced “woom” then shouldn’t… “bomb” be pronounced “BOOM”. I asked a pretty, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box. When you go to church in the morning you...
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Second Saturday in June is World Gin Day. Celebrate it with short jokes They say gin can damage your short-term memory. If that’s the case, just imagine what gin can do. I love water – especially when it’s frozen in cubes and surrounded by gin. An Oxford comma walks into a bar – and orders...
A scientist was convinced that his recent Time Machine invention could also double as a replicator. To prove this, he sent his pet duck 1 minute and 2 minutes into the future simultaneously. After a minute, the first duck appeared unharmed. The second duck materialized and both ducks were instantly annihilated. The appearance of the...
My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed. #joke #short #easter Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition…And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
