Johnny Dep jokes

June the 9th is Johnny Depp’s Birthday!
Wish him happy birthday with these jokes.

Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation case
or was it…
misheard​​?

Amber Heard’s net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million…
Yeah, she’s forever going to be in Depp​​.

What did Johnny Depp’s bed say when Amber Heard walked in?
You’ve got to be shitting me​.

Why don’t you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans?
They don’t like Heards​.

Johnny Depp’s the one guy …
that could have used an Amber alert​​.

Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot?
Because he now has “Heard immunity”​.

What is Johnny Depp’s go-to workout video?
Pilates of the Caribbean

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