Retainer Day jokes
International Retainer Day falls on July 19 every year. This day challenges you to commit to your beautiful smile by keeping your retainer on after dental treatment. Use these jokes to smile all day long!
This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer…
He must care a lot about his teeth!
Iâve been working for an orthodontist on a freelance basisâ¦
⦠but now theyâve put me on a retainer.
My dentist said I need braces, but I needed to pay something upfront.
So I asked him “wait, do I need braces or a retainer?”
How do dentists pay for their lawyers?
Retainers
What type of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the FBI raid the dentistâs office?
To perform a cavity search.
Why should you be kind to your dentist?
Because they have fill-ings too!
Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth.
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling!
What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
She braces herself.
My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, âdo you smoke or drink coffee?â
I told him I drink it.
Patient: How much does it cost to have a tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.
Patient: All that for only a few minutes of work? Thatâs expensive.
Dentist: Donât worry, I can pull it out slower if youâd like.
Until it came out in conversation,
no one knew she had a dental implant.
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