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If you don’t know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming It’s a huge Icebreaker The female janitor at work keeps asking me if I want to smoke a joint with her. I always say no because I simply can’t handle High, maintenance woman. Someone asked me why I always...

July 7th is World Chocolate Day! Find joke about it! Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.ED: Really.NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs… #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 6th is International Kissing Day! Find joke about it! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! (It’s not related to kissing but it’s hard to tell a joke about kissing that isn’t a pun!) #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Ed: How old is your brother?Ted: He’s a year old. Ed: Huh! I’ve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother. Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 5th is National Bikini Day (US)! Find joke about it! Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish! (But they still wear their pearl bikinis to the beach.) #nationalbikiniday #bikiniday #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

July 4th is Independence Day (US National Holiday)! Find joke about it! Why do Bigelow employees like the Fourth of July so much?They love to celebrate liber-tea! What is red, white, black and blue?Uncle Sam when he takes a tumble down the stairs. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in the New York harbor?It...