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If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A woman rushes into a hardware store and says, “Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick, I’ve got a bus to catch!”“Sorry, ma’am,” said the store clerk, “but we don’t sell ‘em that big!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

17 July is Day of International Criminal Justice. Raise awareness, and laugh with some jokes! Justice is a dish best served cold because… …if it were served warm, it would be justwater. Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person. I was also fired from my job as a bus...

1. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?Bugs Bunny 2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?A roamin’ Catholic 3. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff 4. What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef! 5. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?A depresso!...

“Jill,” a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?”“Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like, I really don’t like, think like, that’s really important, y’know, like because I’m, y’know, like I don’t get anything out of it.”“It’s Mrs. Dull’s English...

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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like? #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net