Toilet Jokes Which Don’t Stink
Last week, I ran out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead.
All I can say is that The Times are really rough.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Ah, so itâs you whoâs been making a mess of my bathroom!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Ah, so itâs you whoâs been making a mess of my bathroom!
Why was Eeyore down the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Why did the toilet roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Did you hear about the film âConstipatedâ?
It never came out!
There are two reasons you shouldnât drink from the toilet.
Number one and number two!
Doctor, doctor! I think I have a bladder infection!
I see urine trouble!
Why did three witches call in the plumber?
Hubble bubble, toilet trouble!
Why canât you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the âPâ is silent.
I bought an Abba-branded toilet last week.
What a loo!
What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?
Flush Gordon
Whatâs brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
Why didnât the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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