The 10 best jokes of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2023 so far
Had my wedding recently.
I married a midwife, so sheâs upgraded to a full wife.
~Ed Patrick
I hear the inventor of bubblewrap shoes has just popped his clogs.
~Olaf Falafel
People ask me about my anti-ageing secrets.
I use a phenomenal eye cream called Not Having Kids.
~Liz Guterbock
I drink decaf coffee.
I like my coffee how I like my men – missing everything I need.
~Sasha Ellen
How is everyone?
I just signed an NDA, so can’t complain.
~Darren Walsh
Love is very powerful because it can make you look at a shirt and say,
‘I wore that on our first date’
and completely forget you also wore it at a rectal exam
~Ian Smith
Family is important, because theyâre the only people who know what youâve been through,
and thatâs because they caused half of it.
~Philipp Kostelecky
Men love fixing things.
Except themselves.
~Ollie Horn
I love buying alcohol from the self-service checkout.
I’m in a bad place, and I need to hear a voice say ‘Someone is coming to help you’.
~Alexander Bennett
Minimum wage workers SHOULD be allowed to do as little as possible.
I got a pizza from Deliveroo, it turned up an hour late, wrong pizza, squashed in the box somehow and I said âgood!â
Thatâs how it should be.
5 stars.
Big tip!
~Bilal Zafar
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