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Clutching At Straws

It is only since the mid-19th century that we have been clutching at straws. Even more recently, the ‘grasp at straws’ version has become commonplace, especially in the USA. Prior to that, desperate people would ‘catch at a straw’. That usage of ‘catch’ was commonly used in medieval England, by which was meant ‘obtain/achieve’; for example, John Wycliffe used it in his 1382 translation of the Bible into English, in 1 Timothy 6:12:
Stryve thou a good strif of feith, catche everlastyng lyf
By the 17th century, in the King James Version, this had migrated to:
Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life
Our present day ambitions are more prosaic and we only use that sense of ‘catch’ now to catch trains, buses and, occasionally, colds.
A straw was chosen as the height of futility as a means of rescue. Being, as it was, a flimsy and virtually valueless waste product, it was often used as a synonym for the most unimportant and trifling of objects. ‘Don’t give/care a straw’ was an indication of indifference, a ‘man of straw’ was an insubstantial adversary, and to ‘condemn someone to straw’ was to declare them ready for the madhouse.
‘To clutch at straws’ is now used as a figurative phrase, to describe any desperate situation. When the expression was coined it specifically referred to drowning. The notion of a drowning man anxiously seeking ‘any port in a storm’ was first expressed by Sir Thomas More, in A Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation, 1534:
A man in peril of drowning catchest whatsoever cometh next to hand… be it never so simple a stick.
More used the imagery on several occasions, but didn’t mention straw in any of them. The ‘catch at a straw’ version of the proverb is first recorded in the English cleric John Prime’s Fruitful and Brief Discourse, 1583:
We do not as men redie to be drowned, catch at euery straw.
The metaphor expresses futility rather well. Straws do float, but a drowning man would have to be pretty much out of other ideas if he put any reliance on it bearing his weight.
Moving on to the 19th century, ‘catch’ has fallen from favour and we find an early mention of the current ‘clutch at straws’ version in The New-York Mirror, 1832:
… as drowning men clutch at straws.
On to the 21st century and you no longer need to be drowning or desperate to clutch at straws – straw clutch bags have become fashion items.
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School Demands Parents Pay For Their Own Kids Art

A Kindergarten and Preschool in Brisbane facing financial difficulties sent emails to pupil’s parents requesting AU$2,200 for their preschoolers’ artwork portfolio, with the kids only aged up to 5. The centre’s volunteer management committee sent the email to help pay off its mounting debt owed to staff and keep the preschool afloat. The one-man committee later claimed that the portfolios were the ‘intellectual property’ of the centre.
Parents were outrgaed by the bizarre request, and some went to the school and physically removed their own child’s work, which then escalated as police were called, who then launched an investigation into the ‘stealing’ of portfolios from the centre.
C&K, the company affiliated with Craigslea Kindergarten then intervened to end the hostile stand-off. They stated ‘These important records are now available for families to collect free of charge’.
Queensland Premier David Crisafulli slammed the committee’s demands as ‘pretty un-Australian’ and desperate.
‘I think it’s emotional blackmail,’ he told the Today Show.
‘It’s been a long time since I’ve been in that position. I never saw any Picassos come home, that’s for sure. But they mean something to you. It’s special. It’s an achievement.’
‘I just think it’s wrong on so many levels. There are better things to be worried about at the moment. Let’s give the kids their finger painting and let’s get on with life.’
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