5 great jokes in the middle of the week
Why is giving birth called delivery
â¦instead of take-out?
A drunk wakes up in jail, “Why am I here officer?”
“For drinking.” replies the cop.
“Great” says the man. “When do we start?”
My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I asked my wife why she chose to marry me.
She said , “Because you are funny”
I said , “I thought it was because I was skilled in the bed”
To which she responded, “See? Youâre hilarious!”
#joke
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