7 jokes to start your day and exercise abs with laughter
I asked the chef at the seafood restaurant why octopus was off the menu.
He said, “It takes 4 hours to cook.”
“Really?” I asked.
The chef replied, “Yes, it keeps turning the gas off!”
I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house!
They charged me with domestic ab use
People always ask why I tuck a pen in my shoe
I reply “in case I need to make footnotes!”
My hands got all cut up and bloody handling a piece of cheese
Iâll never buy sharp cheddar again
Which superhero is not allowed near children?
The flash
Which superhero canât you trust with your valuables?
The man of steal.
Iâm an electrician Most people are really shocked
when they learn Iâm not that great at it
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