A few fresh jokes to start Monday with a smile on your face
I walked into a bakery and asked the lady at the register if I could buy a bagel with cream cheese. “Sorry” she replied. “We only accept cash”
A fly with a bug on its back said
Hey is that a mite? The mite replied “I mite be”.
The fly replied that’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard!
The mite said, well I came up with it on the fly!
I took my dog to the park today to play frisbee with himâ¦
He was useless!
I need a flatter dog!
I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work but she just grunted at me…
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins!
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