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October 24 is celebrated as United Nations Day, marking the establishment of this esteemed organization. Here are some jokes to help you spread awareness. A teenager went to United Nations for help… The UN judge asks, “Want are you afraid of?” He replies,”My face is so oily, I’m afraid the US would invade me.” The...

SON: Can we go to a haunted house this year? DAD: What’s wrong with the one we live in? SON: Huh? DAD: Goodnight… #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, walked into a pub and crossed a road… My whole life has become a joke! I got hit in the head with a can of Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink. I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me. I am...

We should have a way of telling people when they have bad breath.Something like, “Well, I’m bored… let’s go brush our teeth.”Or, “I’ve got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth for me, will you.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I ordered new coats for my kids…For convenience, I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net