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On 7th October it’s World Cotton Day! Let’s have some cotton-themed humor: I’m allergic to cotton I would take medicine for it, but I can’t get it out of the bottle I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them...

Q: Why do dogs make terrible dance partners? A: They’ve got 2 left feet! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet. Q: What did the Dalmatian say after he ate his dog biscuits? A: “Ahh, that really hit the spots.“ Q: What happened to...

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Short book Jokes A book fell on my head.I can only blame my shelf. I found a foolproof way to avoid sunburns.It’s called ‘stay inside all day and read.’ I’ve spent all day reading.It was bound to happen. My TBR pile is out of control:I have no shelf control. After watching me read War and...

Halloween Jokes 1. Why did the cows turn into werewolves? – It was a full moooooon. 2. Where do ghosts go on vacation? – The boo-hamas. 3. What kind of monster loves disco? – The boogieman. 4. How do you know a vampire has a cold? – He starts coffin. 5. What do you call...

Mary had a little lamb…And two nurses who passed out in the delivery room. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast. I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad I’m a faux pa. I changed all my passwords to ‘Kenny’ Now I have all Kenny Loggins What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my...

On 5th October we appreciate our educators with World Teachers’ Day! Here are some light-hearted teacher jokes: Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’. Student: I is the… Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’. Student: All right....