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What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?Monday the whatever. Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?Because the judge will only be in on Monday. What day do eggs hate most?Fry-day the 13th! Knock knock!Who’s there?Ice cream!Ice cream who?Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. What’s...

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Tim Vine Jokes and Oneliners: 1. “I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.” 2. “I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.” 3. “I saw this bloke chatting-up a...

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… It never really took off. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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Restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous… So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Halloween Q/A Jokes 1. Q: Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy? A: They don’t have the stomach for it. 2. Q: Where do spiders do their Halloween shopping? A: On the web. 3. Q: Who’s in charge of the candy corn? A: The kernel. 4. Q: Why didn’t anyone want to go trick or treating...

On a wintry day, my 90-year-old father was in the supermarket trying to pay for his groceries. Bundled up against the cold, his gloved hands were having trouble retrieving and counting the exact change. The transaction evidently took too long for the man behind him in line, who muttered a curse. Dad stopped counting, turned...