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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Two doctors decided to invest in an Air BnB. Despite all their marketing, they couldn’t attract even a single customer. Eventually, they decided to call their venture “Doctors Without Boarders.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both… the husband says: – Believe me, darling, this is just a misunderstanding. I was driving home, and saw this young lady trying to catch a ride. So I decided to give her a...

The other day I came home from work and my wife was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend. Stunned, I asked, “What’s going on here?” My wife replied, “You tell me.” I told her, “It looks like you’re sitting here with some total stranger.” My girlfriend stood up and said, “Stranger? We’ve been sleeping...

On 4th October let’s celebrate World Animal Day with a few chuckles: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Did you hear about the crazy Aussie scientist who decided to crossbreed a porcupine with a sheep? He made an animal that is able to knit its own sweaters. A priest,...

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail But apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition. 19 and 20 had a fight… 21… 19 was injured, 22. A young boy asked his father if he could try coffee The dad said “sure son! Have a sip.” The boy...

A truck brimming with Worcestershire sauce meanders through the quaint Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey, en route to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham. Unexpectedly, it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. Veering uncontrollably, the truck subsequently smashes into a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring two otorhinolaryngologists inside. As one, already grappling with Schistosomiasis, succumbs to a myocardial...