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On a visit to the zoo, a small 3 year old boy passes the stork exhibit and looks up at the birds intently. As his family then moves on, he turns to his father and says, “Gee Daddy, they didn’t even recognize me.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Egypt’s failed hydro dam,aka the Joule of Denial. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A plane is flying over the Mediterranean. A pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened. We’ve lost both engines and we’re gonna have to land in the Mediterranean. The plane will stay afloat for a very short time. And we’ll be able to open the door just long enough that everyone...

Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I’m from Texas. I don’t sound like it – because I learned to read.”~Usama Siddiquee I’m polyamorous.That means I love cats and dogs equally.”~Mishka Shubaly Once you reach age 35, you are not allowed to go on vacation alone.It creeps everybody out.”~Graham Kay I might have kids someday. I don’t know. Right now, I dont...

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills.He said give him one of those. So I gave him my electric bill. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. My friend is addicted to drinking ink. It’s a dyer situation. I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity, and now I’m addicted. I can’t put it down! I used to be addicted to eating soap. But I’m clean now. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although...

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the … Minneapolis? I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers … The Times are rough Sink or swim? Sod it, I’m going in the pool. The dishes can wait! My friend asked me to name...