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mom:Do you think weâre made of money? daughter: Isnât that what MOM stands for? I wanted to get rid of my old knackered flat screen tv that doesn’t work anymore. The council said they would charge me £27.00 to collect it and dispose of it. Instead, I paid £7.50 and booked an online courier to...
Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, “How long has the candidate been talking now?”“Half an hour.”“And what is he talking about?”“That I wouldn’t know, he hasn’t said.” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Diner: “I would like a cup of coffee, please.”Waiter: “I’m very sorry, sir, but I’m afraid we’re fresh out of coffee today; our coffee maker has been completely exhausted.”Diner: “I’m not surprised, due to how weak it’s been lately.” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
The September 5 is National Be Late for Something Day! This holiday aims to promote the more positive aspects of procrastination. Find some jokes to celebrate it! Late for date joke After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Melissa decided she had been stood up. She changed from her best...
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. My wife asked me why I wanted to be cremated. I told her it’s … it is my last hope for...
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?1 Mrs. hippie…2 Mrs. hippie…3 Mrs. hippie… #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Labor Day always falls on the first Monday in September, have some jokes during 3 day weekend Is Aunty Diane having her baby today? Why did you think she is about to give birth? Because you said today was Labor Day! When is Labor Day? About 9 months after Fatherâs Day. Do you know, most...
Laughter is the best medicine…Unless you have broken ribs. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
