AWOL

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills.He said give him one of those. So I gave him my electric bill. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. My friend is addicted to drinking ink. It’s a dyer situation. I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity, and now I’m addicted. I can’t put it down! I used to be addicted to eating soap. But I’m clean now. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although...

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the … Minneapolis? I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers … The Times are rough Sink or swim? Sod it, I’m going in the pool. The dishes can wait! My friend asked me to name...

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.“Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor. #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage. He lost the case. Vegetarians think eating animals is immoral But eating mushrooms is morel How do you make an eggroll? You push it! What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day How do eggs run so fast? They’re afraid of being beaten...