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On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.“Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor. #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage. He lost the case. Vegetarians think eating animals is immoral But eating mushrooms is morel How do you make an eggroll? You push it! What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day How do eggs run so fast? They’re afraid of being beaten...

A man brings his Chihuahua to the vet. They’re immediately taken to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in sniffs the Chihuahua, and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the dog, and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine, and hands the man a $250 bill. “This must be a mistake,”...

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