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Carrot jokes

It is International Carrot Day! Have a carrot! What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Why did the carrot get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! Why do carrots never start a fight? Because they always turnip the beet! What do you call a carrot that insults other vegetables? A...

World Party Day joke

Today is World Party Day! Have a party! A guy showed up at his friend’s costume party carrying a woman on his back. The host asked, “What on earth are you dressed as?” The guy replied, “I’m a snail.” The host, looking puzzled, said, “How can you be a snail when all you have is...

Banging

My bloody rude neighbour came over banging on the door at 2.00am last night.………Luckily I was still up playing my drums!!Hat Tip > Roland #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

In a bad mood?

In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Crayon jokes and puns

Today is National Crayon Day! Have some fun with crayons. Crayons are just like M&Ms… They taste the same no matter what colour they are. I heard in the news that thay’ve found harmful materials in cosmetics and childrens crayons, but in the defense of the big corporations… They’re doing asbestos they can. My wife...

Eiffel Tower jokes

It is Eiffel Tower Day today! The day marks the completion of the Eiffel Tower on this day in 1889! I Tried To Climb The Eiffel Tower Once But eiffel! What do you call a tourist visiting the Eiffel Tower? PariSites. #joke #short #eiffeltowerday Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Smoke and Mirrors Day joke

Today is Smoke and Mirrors Day (USA)! Learn Some Magic Tricks, tell a joke! My best friend tried to hide his drug dealing through a fake tobacco company and glass manufacturer. It was all just smoke and mirrors. #joke #smokeandmirrorsday #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

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