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My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?Apparently “when you’re at work” was the wrong answer. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why does it take so long to become a full professor? Because it takes ten years to get tenure, and then another ten years to get your fingers back. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Another 9 great jokes from the Edinburgh fringe festival 2023 Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle. ~Olaf Falafel I have an unconscious bias. I’m biased firmly towards being unconscious. ~Leila Navabi Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you. ~Sikisa The UK is so small,...

I now know how it will end for me…One of my kid’s will unplug my life support to charge their phone. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up…I could build the coolest tree house ever! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something and gorgeous. My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a...

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands inside someone’s mouth?Dentist: I prefer to think of it as having my hands inside their wallet. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net