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I ordered new coats for my kids…For convenience, I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later the surgeon exits the operating room and approaches him. ‘”Good news: the procedure was successful.But the road to recovery will be tough. She’ll need intensive rehab for years, setting...

A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.” Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real....

My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.I’m now expecting wee percussions. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I asked the chef at the seafood restaurant why octopus was off the menu. He said, “It takes 4 hours to cook.” “Really?” I asked. The chef replied, “Yes, it keeps turning the gas off!” I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house! They charged me with domestic ab use People always...

I accidentally put eye drops in my ear…Now I can literally see what you’re saying! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. No pun in 10 did. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve...

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down.He says it’s an inside joke. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net