AWOL

A plane is flying over the Mediterranean. A pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened. We’ve lost both engines and we’re gonna have to land in the Mediterranean. The plane will stay afloat for a very short time. And we’ll be able to open the door just long enough that everyone...

Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I’m from Texas. I don’t sound like it – because I learned to read.”~Usama Siddiquee I’m polyamorous.That means I love cats and dogs equally.”~Mishka Shubaly Once you reach age 35, you are not allowed to go on vacation alone.It creeps everybody out.”~Graham Kay I might have kids someday. I don’t know. Right now, I dont...

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills.He said give him one of those. So I gave him my electric bill. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. My friend is addicted to drinking ink. It’s a dyer situation. I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity, and now I’m addicted. I can’t put it down! I used to be addicted to eating soap. But I’m clean now. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although...

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the … Minneapolis? I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers … The Times are rough Sink or swim? Sod it, I’m going in the pool. The dishes can wait! My friend asked me to name...

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.“Mostly baloney,” said the proprietor. #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net