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1. Masai Graham: I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta. 2. Mark Simmons: Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next-day delivery. 3. Olaf Falafel: My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock....
Top ten jokes from the latest Edinburgh Fringe comedy festival 1. Masai Graham: I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta. 2. Mark Simmons: Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next-day delivery. 3. Olaf Falafel: My attempts to combine...
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known…And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Smith looked at the approaching ship for...
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.Theyâve left no tern unstoned. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
A computer once beat me at chess…But it was no match for me at kickboxing! #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
My sister was busy getting ready to host our entire family for Easter. On her to-do list was a hair appointment for her daughter. “So, Katie,” said the stylist as the little girl got up in the chair, “whoâs coming to your house this weekend with big ears and floppy feet?”Katie replied, “I think itâs...
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained, “You can’t park anywhere near this place!” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
The owner of a company tells his employees, âYou worked very hard this year, therefore the companyâs profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000!âThrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.âAnd if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!â #joke Read more...
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