AWOL

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?” One man stepped forward. “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.” “Good,” said the captain, “You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We’re one short.” #joke #short Read more...

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Sidney telephones Rabbi Levy. He says, “Rabbi, I know tonight is Yom Kippur, but tonight the Yankees are in the playoffs. Rabbi, I’m a life-long Yankees fan. I’ve got to watch the Yankees game on TV.”Rabbi Levy replies, “Sidney, that’s what video recorders are for.” Sidney is surprised. “You mean I can tape Yom Kippur?”...

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures. Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy...

We put our dog on a vegan diet, and she’s doing really well… She’s eaten two so far. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I’d not seen in years.“This is Beth,” I said, introducing my kid.“And what’s Beth short for?” he asked.“Because she’s only three,” I answered. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.”. I can tell you this… That fly never knew what hit him! #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

My young daughter was wearing a beat up old watch a friend had given her. I asked her, “Does it tell the time?” My daughter looked at me and said, “No, you have to look at it.” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net