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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.
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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free. -
Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing.
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8 Short Jokes About Absolutely Random Things (Because We All Need a Laugh)
Not every collection of jokes needs a theme. Sometimes the funniest moments come from life’s random observations – the little absurdities we all recognise but rarely say out loud. From everyday habits to unexpected twists, a quick joke can turn an ordinary moment into something worth chuckling about. So if you’ve got a spare minute and could use a smile, here are eight short jokes about…
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6 light-hearted prison jokes that prove laughter can be found anywhere
Prison isn’t usually a topic associated with humour. It’s a serious subject, and for many people, a difficult one. But sometimes, comedy finds its way into even the most unlikely settings. Wordplay, misunderstandings and clever punchlines can take the edge off heavier themes – without making light of real-life hardship. Here are six classic, harmless prison-themed jokes that rely more on wit…
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Daily Joke: Fine dining companion
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and…
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Daily Joke: Holding your drink
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.” As the woman finishes her drink…
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Daily Joke: The invention of arrogance
A very self-important university student took it upon himself to explain to an elderly man sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. “You grew up in a different world, actually almost a primitive one”, he said in a voice loud enough for many nearby to hear. “We, the young people of today, grew up with television…
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Daily Joke: Grandkids are cheeky
A little girl was sitting on her grandmother’s lap as she read her a book. She repeatedly touched her grandmother’s cheek and then her own, fascinated by the difference. “Grandma,” she asked. “Did God make you?” “Yes, dear,” Grandma replied. “God made me a long time ago.” “Did God make me?” she asked. “Yes, God made you too.” Answered Grandma. “Well, he sure has gotten better over the years…
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