Few classic Dad Jokes, and few very fresh
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though Iâm not actually a dad
Iâm a faux pa.
I changed all my passwords to ‘Kenny’
Now I have all Kenny Loggins
What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick?
Put it on my bill.
I dreamt last night that I was a muffler…
I woke up exhausted.
A friend had a new baby girl. Her coworker asked: âWhatâs her name?â
My friend replied: “Melanie Noelle.”
Her coworker: “How do you spell it, then?”
I spent all my money collecting every bird species in my zoo, except one. My wife hates it.
But I have no egrets.
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