Few funny short jokes
My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glassesâ¦
After that, we’ll see!
I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, “I could marry you.”
I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water…
Schwepped her off her feet!
Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out of bread for breakfast?
He was lack-toast intolerant!
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