Fresh short jokes and puns
I suffer from kleptomania.
But when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
What did the duck say after she bought ChapStick?
Put it on my bill!
Iâve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing.
The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.
RIP boiled water
you will be mist
What do Broad Street sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing.
They fast!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldnât stop horsing around!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
“Bison!”
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Iâm writing a book about glue.
Iâm stuck on the first chapter.
Iâm so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasnât opened so I knocked!
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