Little Johnny’s mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.“Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner,” his mother says, looking at his left hand. “I’ve never seen a hand so filthy.”“Then you haven’t seen this one,” Johnny replies, holding up his right hand. #joke #food #lunch #dinner #mother Read more on page
Flooding persisted in 15 provinces on Monday, mostly on the Central Plain, with rising water levels in Ayutthaya and Udon Thani.
NAKHON PHANOM – The 123-year-old Buddhist stupa known as Phra Tat Non Tan collapsed on Sunday.
Xander Schauffele wins his first title since last year’s Open Championship at the Baycurrent Classic in Japan.
It is only since the mid-19th century that we have been clutching at straws. Even more recently, the ‘grasp at straws’ version has become commonplace, especially in the USA. Prior to that, desperate people would ‘catch at a straw’. That usage of ‘catch’ was commonly used in medieval England, by which was meant ‘obtain/achieve’; for example, John Wycliffe used it in his 1382 translation of the Bible into English, in 1 Timothy 6:12: Stryve thou a good strif of feith, catche everlastyng lyf By the 17th century, in the King…
Aries | March 21 to April 19 Your ideas about the afterlife are proven wrong when you are killed in a bus crash and spend eternity reliving Truck Month at your local car dealer. Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Do not let yourself become known in your community as the one who dresses up in a monkey suit and climbs the water tower. Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 Become a better parent. Purchase a coffee mug emblazoned with the phrase, “World’s Greatest Parent. Libra | Sept.…
A man was crossing the road when a car came straight for him. He jumped back just in the knick of time as the car sped past him. A police officer was watching from the corner and ran over to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the shaken man said the cop. “The car came at you from behind,” the officer said. “How could you tell it was your mother-in-law… Source
An old married couple were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night the wife woke her husband up and said: “Look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” The husband replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” The wife said: “And what do you make of that?” The husband replied: “. Source
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