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A Mickey Finn

A Mickey Finn

This phrase is not often heard nowadays, which is quite surprising in some ways, given how often you hear reports of people being afflicted by the effects of what it means, which is a sedative (or sometimes in the US a purgative) drug surreptitiously slipped into someone’s drink. It has very likely been supplanted by the more modern words ‘spiked’ or ‘roofied’, but it is a shame that the practice continues, even if the original phrase does not.

It has the same kind of feeling that goes along with rhyming slang, but it’s roots are nowhere near that particular method of communication; instead it has it’s somewhat unsavoury origin in an actual person, as follows; Mickey Finn was, apparently, an Irish pickpocket who in 1896 opened the Lone Star Saloon and Palm Garden on Chicago’s Whiskey Row. About 1898 he started making a white powder, which was said to contain chloral hydrate, and would slip it into the drinks of patrons. People who imbibed it would pass out and be dragged into a back room. They would be stripped of all valuables, sometimes including their clothing, and be dumped into an alley. When they awakened they would remember nothing.

Your Horoscopes

Aries | March 21 to April 19

An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem.

Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.

Gemini | May 21 to June 20

The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say “from you.”

Cancer | June 21 to July 22

Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it’s merely decorative.

Another Life Ripped Away
BRITISH MAN DIES IN SEA TRAGEDY

Another Life Ripped AwayBRITISH MAN DIES IN SEA TRAGEDY

A foreign man who drowned after being swept out to sea in the Hua Hin area last week has been identified as a British pensioner, aged 75, from Liverpool, according to UK media reports. A Hua Hin police spokesman said that fisherman had found the man’s body near a pier around 4:30pm on Wednesday 15th April. Apparently he had been swimming in the same location every morning since arriving in Hua Hin, and that the conditions normally appeared calm. However on that day conditions were rougher, and it is believed he entered the sea near the mouth of the bay, possibly from Hua Don Beach (featured image above), which was previously used as the channel for the ferry crossing to Chonburi. This area is deeper than the surrounding waters due to dredging to accommodate larger boats.

Most reports are attributing the incident to the strong rip currents that can occur at any time of year along the coast, but due to the location this could potentially be a rip tide, and we explain below the difference, as well as the three types of hazard that are possible at any beach/coastal location that everyone should be aware of, and some key tips as to how to handle both rip currents and rip tides.

It’s a Gas

It’s a Gas

Try not to laugh but scientists at the University of Maryland have developed a device that they hope will clear the air on a delicate topic – flatulence. Previous research has more often than not fallen a bit flat because of relying on self reporting by volunteers of their flatus (the scientific name for passing wind, farts or one of the many other names used for this expelling of intestinal gas), but the creation of “Smart Underwear” looks to have allowed the researchers to let rip in this field of study.

The wearable device snaps discreetly onto any underwear and tracks intestinal gas production around the clock using electrochemical sensors, says Brantley Hall, an assistant professor at UMD who’s leading the research. “Think of it like a continuous glucose monitor, but for intestinal gas,” Hall said. The device tracks hydrogen in flatus in a much more comfortable and reliable way than previously available, and doesn’t allow anyone to “blame it on the dog”!

Frequent Handling Of English

Frequent Handling Of English

One of the delights of etymology is the discovery of unexpected connections between words and there is no richer source of these than the class of words known as frequentatives.  Never heard of them?  But you use them all the time.  For instance… when you are fond of something you might find yourself fondling it.  To fondle was formed simply by adding -le to the word fond and many other frequentatives are formed along the same lines.  Thus, a handle is meant to be grasped by a hand, a spindle is used in spinning and one treads upon a treadle.

Both saddle and settle (meaning “bench”) are frequentative forms of seat and a bundle (or bindle) is something which is bound.  A griddle is a kind of grill, a cradle is essentially a crate and when milk forms curds it is said to curdle. Some are not so obvious, though.  To cuddle meant to be couth (i.e. “snug, cosy”) and we lade soup with a ladle.  If we tumble we almost “perform an acrobatic feat” as this is what the old verb to tumb meant.  We use a bridle to pull at a horse’s head because to braid  originally meant “to pull from side to side”.   The word swaddle is seldom heard these days except at Christmas and then only in the form swaddling-bands.  These strips of cloth were once used to swathe (i.e. “wrap”) babies.

Smokey Mountains
FIREFIGHTERS BATTLE FOREST FIRES NEAR HUA HIN

Smokey MountainsFIREFIGHTERS BATTLE FOREST FIRES NEAR HUA HIN

Residents across much of Hua Hin and Cha Am were affected by smoke and other air pollution emanating from several forest fires to the north west of Hua Hin, close to the Black Mountain golf course and water park. The Suomi NPP satellite detected three heat hotspots in the area (approximately shown on the map further down in this article), with one in the morning of Tuesday 27th January, and another two subsequently, which were followed up by reports from citizens. Officials from the Phetchaburi Provincial Office of Natural Resources and Environment, and an initial team of 20 officers from three different teams went to the area to contain and extinguish the fires, followed up with a further 25 personnel and a helicopter on the ensuing days.

All the detected fires were part of one cluster, which would have had the same starting point, although neither the details of that nor what caused the fire to start have yet been reported. The terrain made some parts difficult to access, which is where the helicopter was utilised to scoop up water from nearby resources and then drop it to damp down the fires; 30 water drops were carried out, releasing a total of 15,000 litres of water. By Wednesday afternoon (28th January) officials announced that the situation was under control, although work and observation was continuing into Thursday, with firebreaks being reinforced and inspections aimed at preventing flare-ups.

The Eagle’s Not Landing!
PALACE STUNNED AS LIVE EAGLE MASCOT REQUESTS TRANSFER

The Eagle’s Not Landing!PALACE STUNNED AS LIVE EAGLE MASCOT REQUESTS TRANSFER

Crystal Palace are set to face another key departure from their ranks, with the news that their only remaining attacker, Phoenix the eagle, has submitted a transfer request. This is a devastating blow to the club following the departure of Marc Guehi, and the imminent transfer of Jean-Claude Mateta in this transfer window, and after Ebere Eze’s move to Arsenal last summer. Phoenix has been ever present for the side since his introduction in August 2024, and has been pivotal in the club’s success which culminated in last season’s FA Cup win.

However this season is suddenly turning into a nightmare for Oliver Glasner’s side, with their shock exit in the Third Round of the FA Cup to lowly Macclesfield, and the current exodus of club favourites. The announcement by Phoenix’s representatives of his desire to leave has devastated fans, with one season ticket holder, Simon, writing this on his Facebook page – “Phoenix has been a mainstay for this club ever since he replaced Kayla, and had been soaring to even greater heights, and we had high hopes for him, so to hear this now after everything we have been through is massively disappointing. I can’t see why he would want to leave – he’s at the top of the pecking list here, he has the run of the place and no one is going to knock him off his perch. And even more disappointing is the news that Brighton are interested.”

Suspect In Deadly Robbery Swiftly Arrested
HUA HIN AND PROVINCIAL POLICE PRAISED AFTER SWOOP TO NAB KILLER

Suspect In Deadly Robbery Swiftly ArrestedHUA HIN AND PROVINCIAL POLICE PRAISED AFTER SWOOP TO NAB KILLER

A man who was caught on CCTV attacking a hotel receptionist in the early hours of Monday (19th January) while she was sleeping behind the counter, who died from the injuries he inflicted, has been quickly tracked down and arrested by local and provincial police on Tuesday afternoon (20th January). The horrific and brutal attack on Wirin “Nui” Thaolipo, 35, was carried out during a robbery at the hotel in Soi Hua Hin 88/1, as the man paced around in the reception area before climbing over the counter and striking her at least 14 times with an iron bar, which he left at the scene. He then stole two mobile phones and a black bag before fleeing.

The suspect, Rattikorn Yingyod, 36, originally from Nakhon Si Thammarat province, was described as homeless. Police said he had a long criminal history, including sexual assault, physical abuse, theft, and drug-related offences, committed in Nakhon Ratchasima. The arrest was made after he was found hiding near a railway U-turn bridge close to Hua Hin Soi 42, laying face down in long grass, and apparently resisted arrest. The police had to calm and restrain some people who had gathered nearby, some of whom have been reported as relatives of the victim, and had to quickly take Yingyod away for questioning and the necessary legal procedures.

It’s So HOT In Here!

It’s So HOT In Here!

Everyone, in every language, refers to temperature, probably multiple times a day, whether referring to themselves, the weather (particularly the British!), or without necessarily realising it or any presence of noticeable physical temperature (read on for this last one). Let’s begin with the basic words hot and heat; the difference between the adjective and the noun is merely a change of vowels. This alteration of an internal vowel is known as an ablaut inflection. It is a very ancient trait of Indo-European languages which has all but disappeared from most modern languages although it is still quite common in English.  Thus we have sit, sat and seat, raise, rise and rose, draw and drew and many others. The entire process seems so natural to speakers of English that Americans invented the word dove (as in swimming pool, not as in aviary) as the past tense of dive. (The British word is dived.)

Another ablaut inflection is Het, being the past tense of the verb to heat.  So, to get all het up is to become “all heated up”. A heat meant the same as a heating. Thus a cookery book of 1430 instructs us to “sette it on the fire an giffe it an hete” where we might have said “set it on the fire and give it a heating”. This sense of heat led to its use in racing. Before racing a horse it would be given a preparatory run. Today, we would refer to this as a “warming-up exercise” but in the 16th century it was called giving the horse a heat (i.e. “a heating”). In time, any preliminary run before a final race became known as a heat and when two runners cross the finish line together it is called a dead heat.

Lost On The Bus
WHERE IS MY INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUME?

Lost On The BusWHERE IS MY INFLATABLE DINOSAUR COSTUME?

We have probably all left something behind on occasion, but when you leave it on a bus, its not always so easy to retrieve it. When you are the bus company though, you accumulate a lot of expected items, like bags and brollies (umbrellas for US readers), but also some quite odd ones. A British bus company has revealed the most unusual items to wind up in its lost and found in 2025 included a box of fortune cookies and an inflatable dinosaur costume (main image but not the actual item; attribution – JMacPherson from Calgary, Canada, CC BY 2.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0, via Wikimedia Commons).

The Oxford Bus Company said its customer service department logged a total 4,387 lost and found items in 2025, and 1,013 of those items — about 23 percent — were returned to their owners. The transit company said the most unusual items to cross the customer service desk included a bag of rubber ducks, a box of fortune cookies, an inflatable dinosaur costume, a baby bonsai tree, a potato with googly eyes, a jar of pickled onions, a bicycle tire, a 22-pound bag of rice, several Nerf guns and a yoga mat covered with inspirational quotes.