Who Shall Pass First
Hey Dad, can you pass the salt?I don’t know, son, can you pass the semester? #joke #short #food #salt Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman…
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. “Excuse me,” the man said to the woman, “but I think it’s astounding that your…
The Democrat election deniersTom Slater on the US election
Tom Slater on the US election
Granny’s gotta go 👵
Live from London’s free-thinking comedy club https://comedyunleashed.co.uk
Halloween Drink
What do you drink on Halloween?Boos. #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Guy’s wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1…
Guy’s wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1 G: My wife is having a heart attack, send an ambulance quick. 911: What is the address G: 1567 Eucalyptus Street 911: And how do you spell that? G: E, U… wait, U, E, C… wait Y,E…. fuck it, meet me on Oak, I’ll…
“The Dems think you’re garbage”
Tom Slater on the fury of the elites.
Great short jokes for mid-week laugh
Sadly my obese parrot just died. But it’s a huge weight off my shoulders. As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself… I really must wash some cups! “999. Which emergency service do you require?” “What time is the next train out of Victoria station?” “Sir,…
Kamala Harris and the revolt against identity politics
Americans have had enough of identity politics. As the US presidential election approaches, Kamala Harris is struggling with precisely the kinds of voters she is supposed to be inspiring. Black, Hispanic and Asian voters have been left cold by her outriders’ patronising claim that a mixed-raced woman in the White House would instantly boost their…
A family of three was heading to Kansas, and they got…
A family of three was heading to Kansas, and they got to the airport way early. The four-year-old son, super excited, kept wandering off, so his dad had to chase him down over and over. Finally, the dad got tired and said, “If you wander off again, I’ll check you in with the luggage!” Of…