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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a…
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house up on that…
What is a forum?It’s two-um plus two-um. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Superman calls to Lois Lane, “Lois come in here a second! I want you to see something.” Lois comes into the room and says, “What is it?” Superman points across the room at their dog, whom he has dressed up with glasses and a tie. Lois says, “… who the hell is that?” #joke #short…
Ian Acheson, Paul Embery and Tom Slater discuss Kamala Harris’s latest attack on Donald Trump. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here: Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
Ian Acheson and Paul Embery discuss the rioter who has died in prison. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full thing here: Chris Kaba and the shamelessness of the ‘anti-racists’ Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat? The librarian replied, “It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.” #joke #short #animal #cat #dog Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Paul Embery on the spiked podcast.
A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. “Mrs Smith? I’m afraid that Inhave some bad news for you? Your husband was at work, at the brewery, and it seemed that he fell into one of the cats of beer and drowned.” Mrs Smith fell to her knees, clutching at her chest….
An Englishman and a Dutchman are sitting in a pub. The Dutchman says to the Englishman, “Every time I see you in here you walk out with a different girl. What’s your secret?” The Englishman replies, “It’s really easy. As soon as I walk into the pub, I casually toss my Rolls Royce keys onto…
