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An irate woman burst into the baker’s shop and said, ” I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied, ”…
To elite Remainers in Britain, the EU is a beacon of economic dynamism, political stability and liberal-democratic values – and Brexit is the worst thing that ever happened. Prime minister Keir Starmer similarly sees cosying up to Brussels as the solution to the UK’s woes. Yet over on the continent, even the most ardent Europhiles…
Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order. “Adam, I need you to stand by the periscope entry and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch it. Understand?” “Yes, sir!” Adam responded and stood at his…
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My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.Best Friend: “Does she like you?”Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have sex!” And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!…
Matt Ridley, author of Viral, discusses the scientific establishment’s cover-up of the origins of Covid-19. Watch our full interview with Matt here:
Tom Slater on the shameful response to the pogrom in Israel.
Bob sent Alice the following email: “Dear Alice, I must be getting so forgetful. I proposed to you last night , but have forgotten whether you said yes or no.”Alice replied: “Dear Bob. It is so good to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten just…
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit. I wouldn’t answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions. Instructions read: “Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
